It's Coming by S-Xpress
- "BET HE DRINKS CARLING BLACK LABEL! - _THE GUY WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT - /YIP-YAPITTY-YAP - SPUD(SXP), EZQ(SXP) AND PADDY(THC) THE UNCONTROLABLE, UNBELIEVABLE, FREAKY GUYS ARE BACK - I PREDICT RAGNAROK IN PRECISELY 59 DAYS! YES, INDEED THE DAY OF THE PCW SHOW! - 6ALL WILL BE VANQUIESHED TO HELL FOR THEIR ATROCITIES!! - JUST KIDDING AROUND!! THE END OF THE WORLD WON'T BE JUST YET! I THINK GAMES ARE BECOMING VERY CRAP! - MARK HAD BETTER HURRY UP AND GET AN AMIGA SO I CAN PLAY DECENT GAMES RATHER THAN SHITTY, CRAPPY '64 RUBBISH!! ALTHOUGH I MUST SAY THAT THE '64 DEMOS ARE GETTING BETTER! - , WHY THINK, BOGGMAN AND ALL THE OTHERS! I CANNA WAIT TO SEE SOME AMIGA DEMOS! - 2YUK-YUK-YUKITY-YUK - GREETINGS TIME ONCE AGAIN FOLKS!! AFTER THE GREETS I HOPE PADDY WILL HAVE - 6A SAY SO ITS GOODBYE FROM ME AND HERE WE GO ON A ROLLER-COASTER RIDE THROUGH THE EXHILARATING WORLD OF HELLOS - .0XPRESSED YO'S TO - SUB-ZERO, SPHINX, MCG, ASSASINS, TRIAD, PULSAR, INFILTRATORS, ROY, AGILE, SYSTEM'88, TFI, DEXION, WONDERBOYS, UNION, STC/ACE, TCM, WHOOP, ABNORMAL, SCREAM TEAM, XEROX, TFF, VISUAL-FLEX, AND ALL OTHERS WE'VE FORGOT!! - BANGLADANG LA DANGKACLANG SAYS PADDY AS ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ARE SLOWLY WITHDRAWING FROM THE WEIRD AND WONDERFUL HEAD OF PADDY - , FUCK GEORGE THE BEAR 'FOLLOW THE PADDY' ARG - H/ RAVING MAD PAL - OONCE AGAIN PADDY CLEARS YA SINUS (NOT THE SPRITES SINUS!) WITH ANOTHER WAD OF SCROLL TEXT WHICH LOOKS BORING BUT I DINNIE CARE COZ I DOUBT ANYONE WILL READ IT..THAT WAS A GOOD POINT SO COZ NO ONE IS READING IT I WILL GO AND CODE A WHOLE 2 LINE BASIC PROG FOR MY NEXT DEMO - <GOTTA GO COZ I IS PISSED OFF - ,BEFORE LET ME REMIND YA TO GET A COPY OF OUR - BRABARIAN II DEMO WHICH IS NAUGHTY BUT NICE 'YAARGHGLEBOX I LOVE MARIA WHITTAKER'S BIG TITS!' (_PERVERT) PUNCH! (ARGH! FUCK OFF) HEADBUTT!! (RIGHT THATS IT I AM GOING HOME!) GOOD BYE BYE - _THAT WAS STEVE THE 'ERECT ONE!' - 7ARGH WELL GOING NOW BYE - 3JAS PADDY'S BRUVER (IN LAW) AND I AM A PINT OF BEER - NOTE TO MARIA WHITTAKER (CUDJIEBUM!) DONT FORGET ABOUT FRIDAY COZ LAST TIME IT WAS SO GOOD (PADDY: "DID THE EARTH MOVE JAS?" ) YEP AND THE FUCKIN WARDROBE THAT WAS JUST FOREPLAY (PADDY: "FORESKIN MORE LIKE!") - 7RIGHT NOW THE BIE BIE'S - .BIE FROM MARK - &(THE BIE'S ARE (C)OPYRIGHT OF PADDY!!) - 0THIS TIME IS BIE - (TINGS S-XPRESS FANS AND WELCOME TO ANOTH - ;GREETINGS S-XPRESS FANS AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER S-XP PRODUCT - 'DEMO WAS PRODUCED BY P A D D Y, E Z Q - 9S P U D ALL FROM S-XPRESS - THIS WAS NOT THE ORIGINAL INTRO FOR THIS DEMO BUT THERE WERE A FEW MINOR PROBLEMS WHICH WERE NOT CORRECTED IN THE ORIGINAL INTRO SO IT WAS NOT READY IN TIME - 6NOW YOU MAY KILL SPACE - ,S-XPRESS IS MAGNETIC PIRACY AT ITS B E S T!! - %RESS IS MAGNETIC PIRACY AT ITS BEST!! - 5HEADBUTT THE LONG ONE - 9HERE ARE THE EVER COOL CODEY DUDES FROM S - X P R E S S - 5HI YA FANS AND FOES!! - WELCOME TO THE COOL CODEY SCROLL - >YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MEAN TEXT - :THIS SCROLL WAS USED JUST TO ADD A BIT OF SPICE TO DA DEMO - 2IT WILL BE PUT TO A BETTA USE SOON IN ANOTHER DEMO - WHEN THE SHOW ARRIVES WE WILL BE AVAILABLE FOR SERIOUS CHIT-CHAT LOOK OUT FOR US WE ARE ALL ASIAN AND WEAR TURBINS AND WILL BE EASILY RECOGNISED COZ EVERYONE WILLB BE<ATING US UP COZ WE ARE PAKIS - ! WE ARE NOT REALLY PAKI'S NOR DOB WE*AR TURBINS - :WE ARE JUST HUMBLE PIRATES - 8GOTTA GO NOW COZ ITS LATE (6.PM!!) AND I AM GOING TO BED - DISK IS DIRECTORIED LOAD"IT'S COMING! - - - - - MAGNETIC PIRACY AT ITS BEST!! IT'S COMING LLOINKML - A BEAM OF LIGHT TRANSFERS ACROSS THE COMMODORE 64 A SPARK OF LIFE APPEARS AS THE DISK IS DIRECTORIED LOAD"IT'S COMING!/SXP",8,1 WOW!! ITS COOOOOOL S - X P R E S S PRESENTING FOR YOUR JOY AND PLEASURE ANOTHER DEMO WELL WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT IS COMING?? THE PCW SHOW AND WE ARE GONNA BE AROUND THE COMPUNET STAND EVERY SO OFTEN SO COME AND MEET US!!!!! ANY WAY THATS THAT FOR THIS PART BYE... - C -